rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

(Source: aru)

mybigfatredwedding:

but how can you bash sansa for liking stories about knights and adventure when you’re the one reading asoiaf

(Source: anestheticrage)

nudityandnerdery:

apostates:

mloreley:

persephonechiara:

katiebour:

sercousland:

I can’t say I’m shocked in the slightest. Here’s the quiz.

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Awww yis.

Works for me, hah!

Surprising precisely no one. XD

i’m going to blame my accent, and my love of fine cheeses.

Hmm.

I am pleased with this.

conniecann:

[x]

sourcedumal:

chasingjustice:

I literally almost choked on air. True story bro!

WELP!

twimynx:

I hope so

(Source: lalulutres)